quinta-feira, 13 de março de 2008

Para animar as hostes

Um árabe no aeroporto...
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no. I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

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